Am I the only one that gets excessive numbers of marriage proposals and/or references to marrying the person in initial messages on dating sites? Because I get a lot.
how is my future mrs Pete tonight lol is rained most of the weekend here so I cleaned my house and wathed movies and where the hell were you lol
And yes, I was clearly missing from the lovely scenario of cleaning the house and watching movies with my “husband.” Domestic bliss, no?
*I know about the argument that “lame” is ableist language, and I’m not really sure I agree or how I feel about it yet. But if my use of it offends anyone, I do apologize.
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I’m calling you Mrs. Pete from now on.
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That’s like the perfect image of my parents right there. – And no fracking way am I going to end up like that, let alone start out like that!
I get way too many creepers on OKCupid, but that’s neither here nor there. I have gotten a number of fake but all too real proposals on first dates/within the first week of dating. I don’t know what it is about me that screams wife. In fact, within the first week of dating Jed (my current partner) he said something about the beautiful children we were going to have together while boning me. I rolled with it, but I was mildly taken aback.
Wait until you get wanting them to take you to the Bahamas or wanting to give you their money if you only give them your bank account number. Usually I get these from OkCupid members and even the CollarMe crowd though I get more of wanting to give me money from the CM group.