I Say Appropriate Things, Or How To Be A Classy Broad

By Britni TheVadgeWig | Published: June 2, 2010

Me, trying to schedule a date with a guy:

Yeah, whatever works. I’m easy and flexible… [awkward pause] That’s what she said?

And then, of course, I continued.

Sorry. I mean, I know you’re busy, and my schedule is wide open… [mumbling under breath] like my legs?

I really need to find my filter. I haven’t even met this guy yet, and I’m already making highly inappropriate jokes! Good thing he likes trashy bitches.

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  1. JessNo Gravatar
    Posted June 2, 2010 at 2:07 pm | Permalink

    I think making jokes are great. Helps break the ice and makes things looser :)

    ~Jessica~

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  2. MissMarNo Gravatar
    Posted June 2, 2010 at 2:14 pm | Permalink

    I would think classy and trashy but I was distracted by the dog with the pipe in his mouth to say anything more.

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  3. Advizor54No Gravatar
    Posted June 14, 2010 at 10:07 am | Permalink

    I agree with Jess. The jokes are funny, it keeps things light, and it takes the tension out of the moment. :-)

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