I Got Fucked

I got fucked by a man, though I hesitate to call him that. He was more like a boy. A boy that fucked me often, in both the literal and figurative sense. The former, of course, being much more enjoyable than the latter, as it usually is. In fact, the only reason that I kept letting him fuck me figuratively was because of how well he fucked me literally. Which again, is how it usually works, no?

It’s funny, that phrase. “I got fucked.” A phrase that, in one sense, conveys such pleasure, yet in another, such displeasure. That man boy is not the only one that’s fucked me, of course. Many (many) others have fucked me in the fun sense of the word. A few others have fucked me in the not-so-fun sense of the word. I’ve returned the favor, in several cases.

However, in going forward I can only  hope that I will always be fucked literally, and never again figuratively, by another man. Which, as we all know, is purely wishful thinking. But a girl can dream, can’t she?


This was a group post, organized by the lovely Kimberly, The Errant Wife. Check out who else got fucked this month!

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  1. Mr_PuckNo Gravatar
    Posted March 15, 2010 at 12:17 am | Permalink

    That was a very good post.

  2. GrayNo Gravatar
    Posted March 15, 2010 at 10:11 am | Permalink

    “I can only hope that I will always be fucked literally”

    That is what we all hope for! Loved the post.

  3. TopazNo Gravatar
    Posted March 15, 2010 at 2:48 pm | Permalink

    It’s good to see someone take the phrase’s duality as part of their post. Both violations dressed down for what they are. I like how you worked it!

  4. HedoneNo Gravatar
    Posted March 15, 2010 at 3:55 pm | Permalink

    Great twist on the “I got fucked”.

    Loved this: …the only reason that I kept letting him fuck me figuratively was because of how well he fucked me literally.

    I can soooo relate. Certainly made it VERY hard to walk away…and stay away.


  5. PetalNo Gravatar
    Posted March 15, 2010 at 4:06 pm | Permalink

    Love the spin you put on this months topic, well written!

  6. AutumnNo Gravatar
    Posted March 15, 2010 at 8:08 pm | Permalink

    i love this post Britini. I’m with you…a girl can dream, right? i did the exact same thing when I looked at the topic. one of 2 ways. the fun, and the hideous. i decided to post about the fun kind, but was thoughtful over the weekend about the other as well. it’s wonderful that you are aware because it will be harder to get fucked in the figurative sense if you are wise to it. ;)

  7. KimberlyNo Gravatar
    Posted March 17, 2010 at 10:22 pm | Permalink

    Cheers to that!

  8. ShebaNo Gravatar
    Posted March 17, 2010 at 10:49 pm | Permalink

    The only word that came out was “fuck” LOVE IT! That would be an amazing blog title.

    Literally, figuratively. It’s quite a word isn’t it. I think perhaps, that if he was good at fucking you literally, in those moments he fucked you figuratively, he was thinking you were “taking it” none the wiser, that you were “taking him” in the literal moments. ha!

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