What’s In Your Box?: Ashley

  1. I am Ashley Avard aka @Kinky_Turtle, sex toy enthusiast/sometimes reviewer, art, literature and film lover. I write about the things I love and hate, that delight me and piss me off and everything in between on Pussy Goes Grrr.

  2. My toy collection is still growing. Still moderately humble at this juncture. Mostly lovely hand-me-downs from Epiphora. Things that I have bought and lusted over and won in contests. My cunt’s best friend.

  3. I store my collection in a Tunti Illuminating Boudoir Toybox that I won in a haiku contest! Before that, when I only had about three or four toys I kept them in my bed side drawer. When I outgrew that, I stored them in an ugly white drawer thing. And now the Tunti.

  4. My favorite toys are for G-spot stimulation, the Pink Bent Graduate from Don Wand. This toy hits my G-spot dead on and I haven’t used anything else that hits it just right like that. I’m not a HUGE fan of clit vibration but I do really like it and for that I use a discontinued bullet vibe from Cal Exotics that Epiphora sent to me. I would also have to say the Papaya Toys Candy Stick for the sheer fact that it’s bright green but it also happens to be a really great toy. And the Ripple because it proved to me that I like anal.
  5. My wishlist includes I have a pretty extensive wishlist on Eden Fantasys but the number one thing on it is a Fascinator Throe from Liberator. I need one of these so bad; I squirt a lot and even when I don’t have a squirting orgasm I still gush copious amounts of liquid and it’s just a huge mess. A sexy mess but a huge one nonetheless and one that gets quickly cold. And the last thing I want to do after having several orgasms is clean. So, while there are lots of things that I really WANT, that’s something that I actually kind of really fucking need.
Want to submit your collection? Send pictures and answers to these 5 questions to britisshameless at gmail dot com!
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  1. Ashley
    Posted January 14, 2010 at 6:59 pm | Permalink

    Britni, thank you, thank you for posting this! I would have commented sooner but I have no internet at my house right now. Thanks again!


  2. Epiphora
    Posted January 16, 2010 at 9:32 pm | Permalink

    Hooray! Your toys look superb in that case.

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