What’s in Your Box: Profligacy

1. I am a Dom. Part of being a Dom is, of course Dominance. Fear is one way to create dominance. The unknown is fear. So against my better judgment I am revealing the contents of my toy box. I am Master and Owner of my cum slut Britni. She has seen, experienced first hand, or knows the contents of my box at this point, and pretty much still fears me. If ever any of you meet Britni and I for a play date, forget you read this. I demand it.

2. My toy collection is a sure fire way to get arrested if I happen to get pulled over and have my trunk searched by guards at the federal facility I work at each day. It is rarely there lately, but prior to my relationship with Britni that is where it resided. Here is a picture of most of the “BDSM” portion of my collection.

Lots of ropes, leather restraints, percussion toys, chains, gags; Pretty much your typical rapist kit. They give you one when you graduate rapist school. Some of the items here I have fashioned myself. This most likely explains the fact I sometimes get an erection shopping at home depot.

As I have
mentioned before I enjoy CBT. This has led to an extensive collection of toys for such play. Yea, those are Foley catheters on top and will be the subject of one of my future toy review posts.

Here are the remainder of the items I have. This includes my new fleshlight (*grin*), various butt plugs, prostate toys, sounds and P.E.S. electric stim set. This exercise was good in that I
actually went through all my toys and threw a number of old jelly things in the trash. I also threw out the pump pictured here too because I never use it and never really enjoyed it.

I store my collection in this computer case given to me be a former sub last Christmas. It works perfectly and I have carried it on many trips through the airlines. I ALWAYS find an inspection notification slip inside. I bet they see some wild shit.

Everything is kept in a Crown Royal bags, reminiscent of my drinking years. Thank god that is over. Now I can focus on more important things like inflicting pain and forced orgasms. Items that I am not as excited about at the time I keep in a very nondescript cardboard box on top of my filing cabinet.

4. My favorite toys are my ball weights, prostate toys, and catheters.

5. My wishlist includes the Pfun plug and some more rope. Please, a lot more rope.

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  1. Rockin' With a Cock in
    Posted December 29, 2009 at 12:35 am | Permalink

    That's quite a collection, and I like the Crown Royal bags. :)

    I'm surprised to see the statements "Pretty much your typical rapist kit. They give you one when you graduate rapist school." used on this blog.

  2. Britni TheVadgeWig
    Posted December 29, 2009 at 12:38 am | Permalink

    Rockin', I can see how it seems inappropriate. However, part of our D/s dynamic is consensual nonconsent. I am "helpless" and He can do what He wants with me. He tells me He is going to rape me. I ask Him to rape me. All under the guise of nonconsent, but thoroughly discussed and consensual beforehand.

  3. Profligacy
    Posted December 29, 2009 at 12:43 am | Permalink

    Rockin': Tasteless joke obviously. I was attempting to make fun of myself and the dicotimy of our relationship, that she so often refers to. Perhaps I failed. So be it. I won't defend it.

  4. theybelongtous
    Posted December 29, 2009 at 2:38 am | Permalink

    We found the comment funny. What does that say about us? :)


  5. effinawesome
    Posted December 29, 2009 at 4:44 am | Permalink

    Aaah! These are so much fun to read! I love seeing collections where there isn't a whole lot of overlap with my own… gives me plenty of fantastic ideas! I have a feeling that they are just as much fun to do as they are to read, so I am very excited to do mine :D

  6. Nitin
    Posted December 29, 2009 at 5:58 am | Permalink

    beyond impressive collection. mine i still growing. i guess you took a pretty long time to collect all this.

  7. Red
    Posted December 29, 2009 at 6:10 am | Permalink

    What type of rope do you prefer and why? I'm at odds with deciding on a rope to buy

  8. Welcome to Chicago, Jillinois
    Posted December 29, 2009 at 9:34 am | Permalink

    Wowzers. I don't think I would call these "toys" as much as "tools of a professional." You take play to a whole new level!

    I'm glad you both have found each other. :)

  9. Profligacy
    Posted December 29, 2009 at 6:57 pm | Permalink


    Rope. Will have an up coming post on it of course. More details then. 

    The colored repelling type rope you can buy at Home Depot is best. I think it is a poly core with a web covering. Pull out the core and the web alone is more flexable, soft and easy to work with. Takes corners easy and is easy to untie. The webbing is easier on the skin and the colors make nice pictures. :)

  10. wolf biter
    Posted December 29, 2009 at 8:28 pm | Permalink

    Clothespins. Mmm. Those are funsies.

  11. mrs. m
    Posted December 30, 2009 at 11:02 am | Permalink

    i like your collection. it's lovely!

    my husband and i will soon be investing in CBT toys. so, i was scoping that out pretty hard.

  12. mylittlekinkyworld
    Posted December 30, 2009 at 3:17 pm | Permalink

    Aside from ignoring the sounds (squick there), amazing collection. I'm a Domme, and I don't even have that many CBT toys. Amazing.

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