This is the first installment of What’s In Your Box?, the feature that allows you all to show off your toy collections! I’m posting mine first, and then Master’s, and then each week I’ll feature another blogger’s collection. I’ll be posting them in the order in which I got them, and I’m definitely still looking for more submissions. The guidelines and details are in this post, but my post can serve as an example of what I’m looking for. You don’t need to take as many pictures as I did, if you don’t want to. My collection is small enough to allow me to divide toys by type.
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My toy collection is growing. It’s nowhere near where I’d like it to be, but recently I’ve started reviewing for a couple sites, so I’m beginning to acquire a lot of the toys on my list. I’m broke, and being a toy snob with no money usually results in no toys, as I’d rather have none than have something shitty, you know?
Here are my non-vibrating dildos (top row, from left: Luminous glass dildo, Njoy Pure Wand, Vixen Creations Leo, Fun Factory Curve; bottom row, from left: Tantus Silk Medium, Tantus Acute):
As you can see, I’m not really a vibe person. I threw my Smartballs in with my vibes for lack of anywhere better to put them (from top, clockwise: Fun Factory Smartballs, wireless bullet, Lucky 7, Hitachi, Cal Exotics Lola, LELO Liv):
This is my very purple collection of plugs (from left: Tantus Ryder, Tantus Tulip, Tantus Zing, Tantus Ripple Small, Aneros Peridise):
And here are my BDSM-esque and miscellaneous toys (including a Doc Johnson pussy pump, large black rubber whip, Clover Clamps, Crocodile Clamps, and a neoprene restraint system):
Not pictured, but currently on their way to me are a Mystic Wand, Sportsheets Thighcuffs, and an Evolved Duo Obsessions Entice.
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I store my collection in my bedroom. The majority of it is in my FYN Toybox, while the rest go in a small drawer in this piece (you can see the FYN Toybox, LELO box, and Njoy box next to the drawers):
However, my toys are pretty much all over the place. I don’t really go to much trouble to hide them. The Hitachi is perpetually plugged in next to the bed, and usually my Pure Wand and a dildo or two are laying out. I keep my LELO Liv in it’s box, and my Pure Wand gets stored in it’s box, too. My mom has asked what’s in the red case that’s always on my bed, but after a few warnings that she didn’t really want to know, has stopped asking and pretty much gets the hint. Before I moved from Boston, I had a much larger collection and I stored it in plastic stackable drawers, which is probably what I’ll do as I acquire new toys.
The toys in the FYN case are stored in individual ziplock bags, because I’ve had the lining leak onto a toy or two. Most of my silicone toys are in there.
In the purple Liberator bag in the drawer is the majority of my BDSM-y stuff, including chain, clothespins, chopsticks, leash, nipple clamps, and collar. I also have my Hitachi and glass dildo (in it’s storage bag) in there. The small flowered bag has my Peridise plugs, my Smartballs (though sometimes those are in my purse), and my Lucky 7 vibe. The rest of the drawer holds miscellaneous items: batteries, condoms, lube packets, porn DVDs, etc.
- My favorite toys are my Njoy Pure Wand, Hitachi, Tantus Ryder plug, and Clover Clamps.
- My wishlist includes an Njoy Eleven, an Eroscillator, a Nobessence Romp, a FYN Bigfoot case, any of the Liberator shapes, and like, a million other things.
Now it’s your turn! What’s in your box?
I'm Britni, a snarky bitch and generally awesome person. I write about sex, love, and bullshit. If sex-positivity, discussions about BDSM and kink, queer issues, and topics that are completely inappropriate by society's standards make you uncomfortable, then this blog is not for you.
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11 Comments
You likes the G-spot toys I see. I'm really more of a clit girl. Most of my dildos are "special" in some way – IE unique.
You have a very cool, (extensive might i add) collection of toys! I am very jealous,;)
My goodness you have a lot of toys. I love how you have them stored so neatly and organized.
Also love the bedspread!
Ooh you definitely have some stuff I've been lusting after!
I hate to be a nitpicker, but Leo is made by Vixen Creations. Vixskin is a material they make their dildos from, but Leo is not made from it. Its just silicone.
That is quite the collection – so envious of the Njoy Pure wand. I will definitely submit an entry soon
Wow. This has been quite an education. Thanks for being so open and willing to share! I'm thoroughly enjoying your blog, a great service to both men and women! – Mia
my my. what is in my box is no where near as exciting as what is in yours
wowzer girl!
I'm jealous, too. I just got the Smart Balls (and a few other things, but they're the only one I've tried) and I'm not convinced they're doing anything… Anyway, thanks for sharing.
Awesome!!! Your collection is so small compared to mine… I can't even imagine what your readers will think of my obsession
Garnet, Thank you! I do that *all the time* for some reason. I've fixed it.
Epiphora, if I could, my collection would look more like yours. I'm quite jealous of it.
sorry! this is completely unrelated, but i love this photographer lina sheynius and i thought this picture she took was sexy and i thought of you!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/linascheynius/3961424383/