I almost titled this “Feeling Blue,” but then I remembered that I’m trying to think more positively. Maybe I should have called it “I Blue Myself.” Any Arrested Development fans will get that one. I’m about to go to work, and then out tonight to see The Bruiser since the first time since The Meltdown.
I am wearing:
- Royal blue tank from Target
- Brown cropped jacket
- Tan/khaki skirt from Anne Taylor Loft
- Sky blue shoes from Bakers (yay for $29.99 shoes!)
- Indian bead earrings from Bakers
- Monkey necklace from my Grandma
I'm Britni, a snarky bitch and generally awesome person. I write about sex, love, and bullshit. If sex-positivity, discussions about BDSM and kink, queer issues, and topics that are completely inappropriate by society's standards make you uncomfortable, then this blog is not for you.
Good Vibes 
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You're seeing bruiser again? WTF?
Or do you mean you and he will be at the same place and will run into each other?
Bangs head on wall. Loudly. Repeatedly.
That is all.
I so fucking LOVED Arrested Development! Brilliant! As for the Bruiser, aren't you supposed to be DONE with him?
Calm down, people! I'm not hanging out with him, he's just going to be at the same place that I am. Meaning I will have to *see* him. I have no plans to talk to him unless it involves telling him off or punching him in the face.
Bad phrasing there, sugar.
"I'm about to go to work, and then out tonight to see The Bruiser since the first time since The Meltdown."
That reads as though seeing him is your intention and not just happenstance. I'm relieved to know it's the latter.
Oh, and always let the other person take the first swing. And then beat the fuck outta them.
Britni, you blow hard!
I think you should use an AD quote in every post.
But are you wearing blue undies too?
"I have no plans to talk to him unless it involves telling him off or punching him in the face."
Then there is a text message and it starts all over again. Brit, find a new spot. Good luck.
With you looking so great in that outfit, I almost feel bad for the bruiser. Almost.
No, wait, scratch that. Not at all.
It's good you're not a Never-Nude.
<3 looking good, sister!!
You look hot! I hope The Bruiser saw you and kicked himself a few hundred times for being such a douche.
Oh and did I mention, you look hot in that? Whew.
Stunning.
I think you should definitely find a new spot!!! You still look HOT though.
Xo
Thanks for having faith in me, Bass Man. That makes me feel really good about my strength to say no and my will power.
Seriously?