Please Let Their Fifteen Minutes Be Up Soon

I try to avoid writing about these people, because they are famous for sucking at life and they make me want to vomit. But this is just too much. Sick of being known as talentless hacks, Spencer Pratt and Heidi (formerly Montag, now just know by her first name only (I KNOW)) are attempting to have “legitimate” music careers. Except that they actually are talentless hacks and do not possess an iota of skill or talent. Have you ever watched a clip or video of someone and actually felt uncomfortable because you were embarrassed for them? Well, that’s kind of how I felt while watching these.

First up are Heidi’s attempts at being an actual singer.


No, really. Those were supposed to be real songs and real videos. The girl cannot sing at all. She sounds like she inhaled helium and then swallowed a synthesizer.

And now, Spencer’s attempt at “rapping.” He’s going by the moniker “The Great White” (I. KNOW.)

Again, no, really. I’m not kidding.

Next up for the “couple” is the show I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here! How anyone could consider either of these awful people a “celebrity” is beyond me. 
I’m going to leave you with the sage words of Kristen Baldwin, of’s Idolatry (if you’re an Idol fan and have not watched these videos, I highly suggest you get on it. But not the Danny Gokey interview, unless you feel like slamming your head into a table repeatedly. Maybe start with this one, because it makes me laugh). These were her words for Danny Gokey, if she was a judge on the show: “I don’t believe in you as a human being. I think you’re a bad person. Next?”
This entry was posted in Culture Goes Pop, Diarrhea of the Mind. Bookmark the permalink. Post a comment or leave a trackback: Trackback URL.


  1. Osbasso
    Posted June 2, 2009 at 1:12 pm | Permalink

    I'm glad I blissfully live away in the sticks. I've never heard of either of these two, and frankly, I hope I never do again!

  2. Meg
    Posted June 2, 2009 at 3:19 pm | Permalink

    "She sounds like she inhaled helium and then swallowed a synthesizer."

    Oh, Brit. I had a clever line about how bad her voice is, but it flew right out of my head, along with a snort of laughter, when I read that gem quoted above.

  3. Welcome to Chicago, Jillinois
    Posted June 2, 2009 at 3:44 pm | Permalink

    Update: 15 minutes almost up… at least on that show. Alas, they only lasted one episode before storming off the show. Apparently Spencer claimed he didn't know what to do without a script.

  4. Brigit
    Posted June 2, 2009 at 5:41 pm | Permalink

    Wow, the amount of pure, unadulterated awfulness on those two is enormous.
    Also, I've only seen them in the interwebs so they are in the same level of "fame" as Phoebe Price.

  5. Daniela
    Posted June 2, 2009 at 10:37 pm | Permalink

    I like how Spencer Pratt's moniker leaves room for speculation! "The Great White ______" (fill in your favorite insult!)

    The Great White Douche!

    The Great White Fleshbeard!

  6. Orhan Kahn
    Posted June 3, 2009 at 3:37 am | Permalink

    Mother of God, she is hot.

  7. April
    Posted June 3, 2009 at 6:26 am | Permalink

    She is so NOT hot!! They are both fucking idiots! How could they both think they can sing and are their minds so warped that they don't realize how fucking stupid they look in those videos?

    God I can't stand people like that.

  8. Orhan Kahn
    Posted June 3, 2009 at 7:19 am | Permalink

    She is hot.

  9. Britni TheVadgeWig
    Posted June 3, 2009 at 5:23 pm | Permalink

    Meh, to each their own, April and Orhan. For the record, I agree with April on her not being hot, but that's because she's not my type. I'm not into the fake, cliche, trying-too-hard aesthetic.

  10. M.A.D.
    Posted June 3, 2009 at 9:17 pm | Permalink

    I agree that she can't sing, but I thought his rap was funny.

  11. Apollo Unchained
    Posted June 3, 2009 at 10:43 pm | Permalink

    Cmon, it's fun to watch Heidi prance around.

    Anyway nowadays anybody with a pitch corrector thinks they can sing.

    But I don't get this Spencer dude at all. Blech.

    Never heard of either of them before actually.

Post a Comment

Your email is never published nor shared. Required fields are marked *


You may use these HTML tags and attributes: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>

Subscribe without commenting

  • This site contains adult content and is not intended for anyone under the age of 18. Under 18? Click here:


  • Britni TheVadgeWig

    PhotobucketI'm Britni, a snarky bitch and generally awesome person. I write about sex, love, and bullshit. If sex-positivity, discussions about BDSM and kink, queer issues, and topics that are completely inappropriate by society's standards make you uncomfortable, then this blog is not for you.
    Photobucket Photobucket
  • Because I Am a Shameless, Broke-Ass Bitch

    All donations are welcome, of course! You can always buy me something off my wishlist, as well.

  • Get Yourself Off

    Good Vibes PinkCherry Sex Toys Love yourself. Everyday. Tickle. Photobucket ER-150x250-1a_3 / JT's Stockroom
  • Photobucket
  • See My Writing At

    Photobucket Photobucket
  • Watch Them Get Off

    visit Photobucket visit
  • The What

  • The Who

  • Go Back In Time