I try to avoid writing about these people, because they are famous for sucking at life and they make me want to vomit. But this is just too much. Sick of being known as talentless hacks, Spencer Pratt and Heidi (formerly Montag, now just know by her first name only (I KNOW)) are attempting to have “legitimate” music careers. Except that they actually are talentless hacks and do not possess an iota of skill or talent. Have you ever watched a clip or video of someone and actually felt uncomfortable because you were embarrassed for them? Well, that’s kind of how I felt while watching these.
No, really. Those were supposed to be real songs and real videos. The girl cannot sing at all. She sounds like she inhaled helium and then swallowed a synthesizer.
And now, Spencer’s attempt at “rapping.” He’s going by the moniker “The Great White” (I. KNOW.)
Again, no, really. I’m not kidding.
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I'm glad I blissfully live away in the sticks. I've never heard of either of these two, and frankly, I hope I never do again!
"She sounds like she inhaled helium and then swallowed a synthesizer."
Oh, Brit. I had a clever line about how bad her voice is, but it flew right out of my head, along with a snort of laughter, when I read that gem quoted above.
Update: 15 minutes almost up… at least on that show. Alas, they only lasted one episode before storming off the show. Apparently Spencer claimed he didn't know what to do without a script.
Wow, the amount of pure, unadulterated awfulness on those two is enormous.
Also, I've only seen them in the interwebs so they are in the same level of "fame" as Phoebe Price.
I like how Spencer Pratt's moniker leaves room for speculation! "The Great White ______" (fill in your favorite insult!)
The Great White Douche!
The Great White Fleshbeard!
Mother of God, she is hot.
She is so NOT hot!! They are both fucking idiots! How could they both think they can sing and are their minds so warped that they don't realize how fucking stupid they look in those videos?
God I can't stand people like that.
She is hot.
Meh, to each their own, April and Orhan. For the record, I agree with April on her not being hot, but that's because she's not my type. I'm not into the fake, cliche, trying-too-hard aesthetic.
I agree that she can't sing, but I thought his rap was funny.
Cmon, it's fun to watch Heidi prance around.
Anyway nowadays anybody with a pitch corrector thinks they can sing.
But I don't get this Spencer dude at all. Blech.
Never heard of either of them before actually.