Daisy of Suck

How did Daisy de la Hoya get her own dating show? She’s pretty much the most boring person ever, and I wish that her interviews weren’t so scripted. You can tell she’s reciting lines (much like Tila Tequila) and it doesn’t feel genuine at all. Most reality dating shows are fake, but at least you feel like the people there are really there to find love when you’re watching it. On this show, it’s just totally obvious that it isn’t real. And who wants to watch that?

Not only that, Daisy is an idiot. She is totally fake looking and manufactured, just like the damn show. Watching her interact with these guys is painful. She doesn’t care about what they have to say at all, and half the time, she totally misses the point. But the worst part is, she sucks so much that almost all of the guys that have been eliminated have eliminated themselves! She sucks so much that people won’t even stay and pretend to like her to be on TV. They all send themselves home! In each of the last 4 episodes, at least one person has withdrawn from the competition.
You know you have to be really sucky as a person if people won’t even stay in a house and pretend to like you in order to further their 15 minutes of fame. On a side note, I still have a huge crush on London. I think he was a normal guy and while people think he acted crazy, I think that there are a lot of things about that situation that bring out the worst in people. So, uh, London, if you’re reading this, I’m single. Also, I put out. Call me.
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  1. Red
    Posted May 24, 2009 at 8:40 pm | Permalink

    Silly girl. Your main selling point is not that you put out. How about "I'm a single, smart, independent, sexy fashionista who's willing to see if you live up to my standards"

    Yeah…I like that better…its more accurate :D

  2. Orhan Kahn
    Posted May 25, 2009 at 4:44 am | Permalink

    She looks like a man.

  3. {{ d a n i m o }}
    Posted May 25, 2009 at 8:01 am | Permalink

    "also, i put out." LOL! oh britni, i LOVE you shameless. ;D

    by the way. . . who the fuck are we talking about here? (rhetorical question, though i honestly don't know the answer. i just don't care. ^_^)

  4. Bad Bad Girl
    Posted May 25, 2009 at 10:26 am | Permalink

    Daisy makes me insane. Every word is forced. I liked London too- and yeah… I would bang that guy into next week!!

  5. ~sublimealice~
    Posted May 25, 2009 at 12:41 pm | Permalink

    ugh i think it really hit home for me last night how abhorrent daisy really is. i was upset with her obvious indifference to london (which—idiot—london is pretty much the sexiest coolest guy in the universe so actually i'm glad he's not still on the show), and her whole 'rocker' shtick is completely contrived. plus, also, she's a babbling idiot that talks like a duck. and she kicked off a guy last night for fighting (i believe her exact words were "violence is not something i condole") but next weeks challenge is a cage match. where the guys fight. obviously she condoles it. whatever condoles actually means in her duck lipped, tumbleweed-filled head.

  6. alana
    Posted May 25, 2009 at 1:32 pm | Permalink

    This was on and I thought I’d watch it so I could see what you were talking about. Um, wow. I think I lasted two minutes of her whining about everything.

    Instead I watched a show on the Hubble space telescope. Much better choice if I don't say.

  7. Britni TheVadgeWig
    Posted May 25, 2009 at 5:01 pm | Permalink

    Alice, I think they made up more words in that one episode than I have ever seen in my life. I think that Fox uses every word that comes out of his mouth incorrectly. Also, he does not know what a complete sentence is. The only thing that keeps me watching is the fact that I can enjoy Rich's recaps on the Vh1 Blog.

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