Randomness on a Tuesday Night

Stream of consciousness for the moment:

  • I couldn’t figure out why I was so wet today, and then I realized that it was because I took an Adderall. Adderall makes me extremely, extremely horny. When I used to take it to study for exams, I would have to take masturbation breaks throughout the night. I will probably rub one out very soon, actually.
  • My dad just told my dog to “stop being a vagina.”
  • Referring to me as “skanky Britni” when I’m not around automatically removes you from my list of fuck buddies.
  • Is it me or are the American Idol producers trying to manipulate us even more than in previous seasons?
  • I’m considering holing myself in my room for a few weeks and just shutting the world out because I cannot deal with people any longer.
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One Comment

  1. Meg
    Posted March 4, 2009 at 12:42 am | Permalink

    Ooooh, snarky fuck-buddy! Not cool.

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