Stream of consciousness for the moment:
- I couldn’t figure out why I was so wet today, and then I realized that it was because I took an Adderall. Adderall makes me extremely, extremely horny. When I used to take it to study for exams, I would have to take masturbation breaks throughout the night. I will probably rub one out very soon, actually.
- My dad just told my dog to “stop being a vagina.”
- Referring to me as “skanky Britni” when I’m not around automatically removes you from my list of fuck buddies.
- Is it me or are the American Idol producers trying to manipulate us even more than in previous seasons?
- I’m considering holing myself in my room for a few weeks and just shutting the world out because I cannot deal with people any longer.
I'm Britni, a snarky bitch and generally awesome person. I write about sex, love, and bullshit. If sex-positivity, discussions about BDSM and kink, queer issues, and topics that are completely inappropriate by society's standards make you uncomfortable, then this blog is not for you.
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Ooooh, snarky fuck-buddy! Not cool.