My Worst Nightmare

By Britni TheVadgeWig | Published: March 18, 2009

I went home with the Republican Cowboy last night. He has a cardboard cut out of George W. Bush in his room. I wish I was joking. There is nothing more terrifying than waking up with a life sized cut out of GWB staring you in the face. NOTHING. Especially for a crazy liberal like me.

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5 Comments

  1. PrettyPrettyPrincess
    Posted March 18, 2009 at 7:14 pm | Permalink

    oh shit – how does one come back from that? That may be the only thing that could scare me into celibacy. DOOD.

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  2. alana
    Posted March 18, 2009 at 7:36 pm | Permalink

    That's got to be the biggest turn off I've ever heard.

    wel that and someone asking to pee on me. lol

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  3. Ms. Inconspicuous
    Posted March 18, 2009 at 8:09 pm | Permalink

    That would have scared the bejesus out of me. It wasn't a joke, was it? There weren't, like, devil horns and goatee drawn on it, were there?

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  4. J
    Posted March 19, 2009 at 10:17 am | Permalink

    So, how was it!

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  5. Red
    Posted March 20, 2009 at 9:15 pm | Permalink

    That's def a deal-breaker for me, dude. Ugh.

    Reply

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