After reading a post on Alana’s blog yesterday in which she referred to God as a “sky fairy,” I could not stop giggling uncontrollably at the notion of a sky fairy. So, I changed my religious belief on Facebook to “The Sky Fairy.” My friend Daniela then asked if this sky fairy was actually a big, sparkly “fairy.” I decided that the sky fairy should totally be big, sparkly, and flamboyant. Our prayer services would be lip synching parties hosted by drag queens. There would be someone to apply body glitter. The Sky Fairy also goes around wearing a unicorn costume. With the unicorn dildo as his horn. I think that this religion makes about as much sense as any other one does, but this religion is way more awesome than any religion that currently exists.
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WE SHALL RULE THE UNIVERSE. I'm all about making cocktails mandatory. I also firmly believe I need more ridiculous heels and outfits in my life.
OH MY GOD YES. COCKTAILS. (Ha. You said "cock"). I think champagne would be QUITE apropros.
Atheists have been worshiping the invisible pink unicorn for some time. She is said to enjoy grinding theists beneath Her cloven hooves.
haha…Sign me up!
I can just picture the awesomeness that would be the sky fairy.
What's our Bible? I vote for something by David Sedaris.
The flying spaghetti monster is my all time favorite.
He touches you with his noodly appendages. look it up. you'll love it.