The Most Insanely Awesome Words Ever Spoken

Vh1′s show I Love Money is a trainwreck of epic proportions. This week, “T-Weed,” in an attempt to prevent himself from being eliminated, spewed this gem: “You know the history of Mexico and American Indians and when the Pilgrims came and the first thing the Pilgrims did was give the Indians sour and infected sheets. She was an infected sheet, dawg.”

I cannot even begin to make sense of this statement. The only thing that I can say about it is: WHAT. THE. FUCK. Also, why did I not take the same history classes that this man took? His sound much more fun and interesting than mine.
The next time I’m mad at someone, I will call them an infected sheet. True story.
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  1. Meg
    Posted February 24, 2009 at 10:47 am | Permalink

    Oh…wow. Eloquent little sucker, isn't he?

  2. twg
    Posted February 24, 2009 at 11:21 am | Permalink

    I was reading a comment board the other day where someone said "You are so self absorbant!" And then it was my status message on gtalk for like three days. :)

  3. Roland Hulme
    Posted February 25, 2009 at 2:13 pm | Permalink

    I think he was referring to the smallpox infected blankets allegedly given to the Indians by the British at fort… I can't remember. On the East coast, during the French/British conflict before the Revolutionary war.

    But that was generally regarded to be a myth – although a letter exists in which the general expressed a desire to issue the infected blankets.

    Sorry, history major.

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