I’m Starting To Realize Something

I really need to munch some carpet. Chow some box. Lick some twat. 

Soon.
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  1. The Promo Homo
    Posted January 26, 2009 at 6:38 pm | Permalink

    Amen.

  2. Patrick
    Posted January 26, 2009 at 6:48 pm | Permalink

    nice :) can i watch lol :)

  3. Britni TheVadgeWig
    Posted January 26, 2009 at 7:12 pm | Permalink

    Sorry to inform you that I don't perform, Patrick. It's for me and her :)

  4. Patrick
    Posted January 26, 2009 at 8:14 pm | Permalink

    I understand gotta take the guy plugs here and there :D

  5. Anonymous
    Posted January 26, 2009 at 9:20 pm | Permalink

    Actually, Patrick, she does put on a show :P

    http://britnidanielle.blogspot.com/2009/01/putting-on-show-or-two.html

  6. Britni TheVadgeWig
    Posted January 26, 2009 at 10:08 pm | Permalink

    Anon: Yes, but I was WITH the guy I was dating. That's the difference ;)

  7. The Promo Homo
    Posted January 26, 2009 at 10:17 pm | Permalink

    What the fuck is up with guys thinking they can just be a spectator to an intimate moment? Honestly, the fucking nerve.

    I'm so sick of it.

  8. Ms. Inconspicuous
    Posted January 26, 2009 at 10:22 pm | Permalink

    I'm inexperienced in the matter, but "munch" and "chow" always strike me as funny and oddly consumptive. And, perhaps, a bit painful. :)

  9. Britni TheVadgeWig
    Posted January 26, 2009 at 10:23 pm | Permalink

    TPH: I agree.

    Ms I: I had a friend that would say "mash on her gash" and it always made me think of a bleeding wound.

  10. Patrick
    Posted January 26, 2009 at 10:32 pm | Permalink

    >What the fuck is up with guys >thinking they can just be a >spectator to an intimate moment? >Honestly, the fucking nerve.
    >I'm so sick of it.

    Uh it was a "joke" of sorts… there are way to many angry people who take things way too seriously these days, hence the smile at the end… but whatever..

  11. The Promo Homo
    Posted January 26, 2009 at 10:36 pm | Permalink

    Patrick:

    I'm the angriest dyke you will never meet. Take heed. Brit will vouch.

    I'd like to see how you feel when people make a spectacle about your life and your sexual preference. It feels awesome, I'll tell you that.

    :D <— I smiled. So it makes this okay.

  12. Britni TheVadgeWig
    Posted January 26, 2009 at 10:54 pm | Permalink

    I am vouching for TPH. Angry dyke indeed. I think that's why we're friends.

  13. Patrick
    Posted January 26, 2009 at 11:04 pm | Permalink

    I apologize if i have offended you all, i meant no harm by the comments, just a poor attempt at humor :)

  14. The Promo Homo
    Posted January 26, 2009 at 11:47 pm | Permalink

    Patrick:

    It's not all your fault. I've just been having this happen a lot around me and you just said the wrong thing at the wrong time.

    I'm not an angry person (even though I jokingly said I was earlier) nor am I easily offended, mind you, but maybe now you'll think before you make comments like that to people (especially those who are openly bisexual or lesbian). It's rude, even if you think it's funny. Trust me.

  15. Anonymous
    Posted January 27, 2009 at 12:46 pm | Permalink

    I agree.. and so should I!

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