I had done this post on my old blog, and a lot of people liked it, so I thought I would do it again. This is kind of an “in my life” post, where I post pictures of me throughout the years, and you can see how gracefully I have aged and matured and grown. And really appreciate how fucking hot I am, because goddamn some of these pictures are scary. Here goes.
I was born 2 1/2 months prematurely, and weighed just 2 pounds, 9 ounces. Because of this, I came out looking like a mutant ET baby:
Not cute. Luckily, my forehead did not stay that large for long, and I became a much cuter Britni. Here I am playing with toys and smiling. I have also gotten some hair, which may be why my forehead no longer appears to be a sixhead.
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The video of you cheerleading is the best.
And, yes, I know I should feel special. You don't show that to just anyone. Blah, blah, blah…
But I do have to say… you were a fucking AMAZING flyer (do I have my cheerleading jargon, correct?).
I still wanna see video footage of you doing some beam routines. You were tops at that too, if memory serves, and I loves me some gymnastics.
I recall almost all those pictures, but I hadn't really thought about the Scott Baio look until you mentioned it! Possibly, but no question about Alyssa!