School Work

I would just like to share that I turned in an autobiographical paper for school with this as the opening paragraph (no, seriously):

My name is Britni XXXXX, and I am a severely open-minded, forever cynical 23-year old who thrives on meeting people who are true to themselves and lack any form of pretense whatsoever. I value individuality, honesty, and people who can poke fun at themselves. I believe in non-judgment, unconditional acceptance, and second chances (but not always thirds). I am a brash and impetuous girl who is unafraid to me, and is quite good at being, unabashedly out of control. I am totally the grammar police. I like to think that I have killer style, though others might disagree with that statement. I still eat Play-Doh, though I probably shouldn’t admit that. I kind of hope that one of my children is gay. And oh yeah, I am fabulous to the Nth degree.

So, think I’ll get an ‘A’?
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