Thanks, Grandma

By Britni TheVadgeWig | Published: December 6, 2005

My birthday is a week from today, and I received my present from my grandparents in the mail this morning.

In the envelope was a card, a check for $210 (I thought this was a weird amount, but my ever helpful mother explained that I was turning 21, so it was $10 per year), and an article entitled “Binge Drinking Proves Deadly”.

I think they’re trying to tell me something.

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