I got what might be the most random, yet amazing message I’ve ever received on a dating site.
“I am fireing a kiln tomorrow to cone 10, which is about 2394 degrees F. In the kiln are cups with iron ox., copper ox., and other heavy metals. In a reduction atmosphere the thin copper red glaze I put over cups would turn red, but it is to thin for the glaze to form carbon bubbles so it will turn into a clear blue celodon glaze. Its better than a how are you doing but means nothing to you. I did read your profile….my sister is turning into a boy, and I am fine with that…..I want to lay ontop of you and pretend that I am flying….and then get up and walk away to maybe have a drink…”
As Carnivalesq so succinctly put it, “‘I want to lay on top of you and pretend that I am flying’ is my new mating call.” It’s pretty awesome.
And then I got this message:
“Hi, my name is Brian. I read your profile and you are very pretty. I am not a virgin.”
Uh… good to know?
I'm Britni, a snarky bitch and generally awesome person. I write about sex, love, and bullshit. If sex-positivity, discussions about BDSM and kink, queer issues, and topics that are completely inappropriate by society's standards make you uncomfortable, then this blog is not for you.
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Wow…incoherent ceramists for the win!
making ceramic pottery is actually a great workout for your arm muscles. But yeah, he sounds like he's been drinking glaze or something.
I would love to see a book filled with introductory messages from guys. I hear such amazing tales of things you gals have to tolerate. Which always makes me wonder why my well thought out, carefully written introductions so often go unanswered.