- I am completely inept at writing bio’s. I’m a blogger at This Could Be Dangerous, a snarker, a sex toy reviewer, a sex toy enthusiast, and I choose cats over children. I’m married and it’s an open relationship.
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My toy collection is getting smaller! I tend to stick with what works when i jerk off. When I need quick and dirty, it’s just clit stimulation. If I need extra help or want a bigger O, I add in g-spot stimulation with my Pure Wand. The toys are grouped and circled in different colors in the picture below. Below the picture are the explanations of each category of toys.
In blue is my bondage stuff but not all of it. I didn’t include the leather because I never use it and probably never will again. The rope I’m not happy with anymore now that I’ve used Twisted Monk’s hemp rope. The 2 books didn’t teach me anything useful, unless the class I took. In the bag is the Black Label Liberator accessories for my Wedge/Ramp combo, also not pictured.
In pink is all the stuff I’m giving away or is up for swap. In bags are the Off With Your Head and the Jollet, since they attract dust/fur like a magnet. There’s two leather impact play items. Rock Chick. Layaspot. Inner Desire Love Egg (pink). Feeldoe Medium. Nexus Hitachi Attachment. Sinfive Pikilo. Lelo Gigi. Stuff I’ve already thrown out bc it’s terrible or swapped away on Toyswap: Lelo Mia and Elise; The attachment for the Ideal; Sunflower G-spot; We-vibe; Japanese G-spot Squirmy; Pleasure Tops; Perfect Touch Mega Bullet; Xtreme Pack G-spot Bullet; Cherries Jubilee Glass Dildo; Devine Satchel; Doc Johnsons Wedge inflatable pillow; Silk Touch Egg Vibe; Boss Lady; Slimline G Twin, Venus Penis 2; UltraReal Dildo; Discretion Bullet; Berman Center Clit Pump. Items I loved and have somehow misplaced: Hans Hardwood Dildo and my Acuvibe Mini.
In green are my favorite toys. Bullets include the DocJohnson Harmony bullet, the nameless bullet I just got from Early2Bed/GarnetJoyce which is just like my original from VibeReview which they tried to claim they created, the CalExotics one that’s dying because of a wonky cord but still works most of the time, this pink watch-battery bullet thats good for travel but I don’t know which it is bc the company who included it in the NYC Sex Blogger Calendary Party giftbags won’t reply to me.
In teal are the toys that I don’t use but keep for comparisons. The Ideal, the Orion Bottle Rocket, the Onye, the Ultimate Massager, and the Bnaughty.
In orange are toys I like but aren’t used as often. The Acuvibe, a suede flogger that I adored completely from Axovis I think, the Lelo Bo cock ring, and one lonely Lelo Luna bead bc the others are in my purse.
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I store my collection in various places. Mostly ForYourNymphomation cases. The never used / waiting to be swapped get stashed under the bed in the FYN adult toybox XL.
The at-hand collection goes in an FYN Bigfoot case in my headboard with the erotica books.
The miscellaneous, the lubes and sundry bits, and the big massager-style vibes go in the bottom drawer of a dresser that’s right next to my bed.
- My favorite toys are my Pure Wand, hands down. A just-right bullet vibe – the right intensity and a low rumbly pitch motor. The Jollie. Hitachi or now the Climax Twist. Hitachi if I need/want more power, Twist if I’m ok with less. Also Twist now tends to be used on days my arthritis/fibromyalgia is acting up and my hands really ache, making gripping a small bullet or even the Hitachi quite difficult. Sometimes I swap out the bullet vibe for my trusty little red Mighty Mite pocket rocket. One of the very first sex toys that I purchased 5 years ago, it happened to be the right intensity and vibration-pitch level for my clit. I can always get off with it so long as it has a fresh or nearly-fresh battery.
- My wishlist includes: I’m working on expanding that. I have one at EdenFantasys.com. And a few Liberator items: Wing, Axis Hitachi, a Throe, an Esse and maybe a Whirl.
I'm Britni, a snarky bitch and generally awesome person. I write about sex, love, and bullshit. If sex-positivity, discussions about BDSM and kink, queer issues, and topics that are completely inappropriate by society's standards make you uncomfortable, then this blog is not for you.
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One Comment
Love the separations / explanation!
And, weird…but we have the SAME dark red quilt!
Anyway – great post.