Wardrobe Malfunction: Pretty Ugly

I saw these pants and thought they were the ugliest things I had ever seen. Which meant that I needed to own them and figure out a way to make them work.

I am wearing:

  • Teal and black tie dyed drop-crotch pants, American Apparel
  • Wife beater
  • Black vest, H&M
  • Black round-toe pumps, Steve Madden
  • Teal necklace, unknown

Oh, and did I mention that I cut my hair?

Doesn’t it look awesome? It’s black with some bright red streaks in it that you can’t really see in these pictures. I couldn’t decide between red or black so I let him do whatever he wanted. I also told him he could rock whatever cut he wanted as well, and so we pixied it up.

Love.

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9 Comments

  1. SundaeNo Gravatar
    Posted August 29, 2010 at 8:17 pm | Permalink

    Those pants kind of look like your vagina is melting, in the best possible way. <3

    • twgNo Gravatar
      Posted August 31, 2010 at 9:50 am | Permalink

      Nothing to add, but this comment cracked me up. Well done, Sundae.

  2. Jess ManifestoNo Gravatar
    Posted August 29, 2010 at 10:57 pm | Permalink

    Love love LOVE the hair. But those pants…I just can’t get on board!

  3. AnneNo Gravatar
    Posted August 30, 2010 at 4:41 am | Permalink

    Cute haircut :D

  4. JanieNo Gravatar
    Posted August 30, 2010 at 2:41 pm | Permalink

    I’m not sure about your shopping philosophy but I *love* your new hair! Can’t wait until I have a job where I can do fun stuff to my hair!

    xoxox

  5. SamanthaNo Gravatar
    Posted August 30, 2010 at 2:57 pm | Permalink

    I dunno, I think that you DID make those pants work…the outfit looks pretty cool, and that’s saying a lot for Americal Apparel clothing – every ad I have ever seen of theirs is just awful, and their clothes look terrible – so kudos to you for rocking out the ugly pants.

    I love your hair! Looks great!

  6. Sora RyuNo Gravatar
    Posted August 31, 2010 at 3:22 am | Permalink

    tee hee. ugly pants or not, you still look very cute

  7. Provocative JaneNo Gravatar
    Posted September 1, 2010 at 9:33 pm | Permalink

    I think the entire package is wonderful. I usually hate short hair…but your’s …I could really feel between my fingers.

    and I LOVE the pants. Screw them. As long as you aren’t wearing knee high hosiery, we’re cool.
    *mwah*

  8. thesolitudeoneNo Gravatar
    Posted September 15, 2010 at 6:44 am | Permalink

    It sure is pleasing to me.

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