I have a bad habit of giving my number out to people when I’m drunk, and then having no clue who the fuck the number belongs to. Here are a list of people that I have stored in my phone, and no clue who the hell they are:

  • Awesome
  • Dude near beach
  • Mike 1
  • Mike 2
  • Mike 16
  • Mike Awesome
  • Eric
  • L
  • Guy
  • Glitter Guy
  • EE
  • No
  • Fun
  • Ew

All the “Mikes” are because when I can’t remember someone’s name, and I’m drunk, I often store their number in my phone as “Mike.” One time, in college, I woke up with 23 “Mikes” in my phone.

Today I got a text from “Eric.” I do not know who Eric is. I REALLY need to stop giving my number out while intoxicated.

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  1. KaylaNo Gravatar
    Posted July 1, 2010 at 4:31 am | Permalink

    There’s some apps that won’t let you text or add contacts unless you can add some basic numbers together to show that you’re sober. I think you might want one. :P I would love that contact list though. Just ’cause it reminds me of how I save files on my computer.

    • Britni TheVadgeWigNo Gravatar
      Posted July 1, 2010 at 4:36 am | Permalink

      Oh man. Drunk texting has ruined so many things for me! I really do need one of those apps.

  2. Outspoken CliticNo Gravatar
    Posted July 1, 2010 at 8:41 am | Permalink

    I love “No” and “Ew”: your drunk self was looking out for your sober self! I also want to know the story behind “Glitter Guy”.

  3. SQWEAKNo Gravatar
    Posted July 9, 2010 at 2:26 am | Permalink

    Who ever believes they’ll call when you give them your number?

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