I have a bad habit of giving my number out to people when I’m drunk, and then having no clue who the fuck the number belongs to. Here are a list of people that I have stored in my phone, and no clue who the hell they are:
- Awesome
- Dude near beach
- Mike 1
- Mike 2
- Mike 16
- Mike Awesome
- Eric
- L
- Guy
- Glitter Guy
- EE
- No
- Fun
- Ew
All the “Mikes” are because when I can’t remember someone’s name, and I’m drunk, I often store their number in my phone as “Mike.” One time, in college, I woke up with 23 “Mikes” in my phone.
Today I got a text from “Eric.” I do not know who Eric is. I REALLY need to stop giving my number out while intoxicated.
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There’s some apps that won’t let you text or add contacts unless you can add some basic numbers together to show that you’re sober. I think you might want one.
I would love that contact list though. Just ’cause it reminds me of how I save files on my computer.
Oh man. Drunk texting has ruined so many things for me! I really do need one of those apps.
I love “No” and “Ew”: your drunk self was looking out for your sober self! I also want to know the story behind “Glitter Guy”.
Who ever believes they’ll call when you give them your number?