Something else that looks awesome? Bacon bloody marys.
You can make a bra out of bacon:
HOT DOG WRAPPED IN BACON.
Diet Coke with bacon. This actually sounds disgusting.
Bacon ice cream, however, sounds fantastic.
There’s also a Bacon of the Month Club, that I feel I need to be a member of ASAP.
Of course, there’s always bacon on burgers. Every burger should come with bacon on it, if you ask me. The more bacon, the better the burger.
Some people even prefer bacon to sex. In fact, 43% of Canadians do, according to this survey.
Three of my favorite foods: bacon, lobster, and mac and cheese. And here they are, combined in a single recipe. YES PLZ.
I also always add bacon to my grilled cheese. I mean, is there really any other way to eat it?
And finally, what DEFINITELY is the most perfect food item on the planet: Baconnaise. Bacon flavored mayonnaise? Oh em gee, it is just fabulous.
What’s your favorite way to eat bacon?
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I suppose this would be a bad time to say I really dislike bacon in all its forms????
We can no longer be friends. I’m sorry.
I always preferred sausage patties, personally. And now I don’t eat meat. I think you should love the people who don’t eat bacon MORE, because they leave more for YOU!
Also, that bacon bra gives me the fucking CREEPS yo.
I’m a stickler for a good old fashioned bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich. I know they’re simple, but they’re simply fabulous in my mind!
I’m not a fan of tomatoes, but I was watching The Food Network the other day, and one of the contestants on The Next Food Network Star made a “BLC”: bacon, lettuce, and cucumber. I looked up the recipe and made a modified version of it and it was actually excellent.
If for some reason that link doesn’t work, here it is: http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/aarti-sequeira/blc-bacon-lettuce-and-cucumber-with-spicy-cumin-mint-mayo-recipe/index.html
I’ve got to admit, I’m pretty intrigued. I’ll definitely have to give that a go. ^.^
Can I recommend giving tomatoes a gradual try? I was really grossed out by them for years, but I went from eating chunkier marinara sauces, to using canned tomatoes in Indian and soup, to doing the baby ones in salads, and now I can have a slice on a sandwich or (veggie) burger. Now, keep in mind this took me, really, years, but I’m just saying. Although I think cucumbers are the bomb so I’m all for that too. Alternately, a sun-dried tomato spread might be an option.
Have you had bacon explosion? It’s a pound of bacon weaved into a mat, two pounds of italian sausage patted out flat on top of it, then another pound of bacon friend and crumbled on top of that. A little bit of your favorite bbq sauce, then roll the whole thing up like pin wheel and smoke it for six hours. Slice and serve. MMMMMM….bacon!
I love me some bacon….but baconnaise? Really? VOM.
I put mayonnaise on everything. I love bacon. Therefore bacon + mayonnaise = perfect food item.
Can we still be friends since I’m vegan and therefore despise even the idea of bacon? I luff you.
Yes, even though I think you’re weird.
Would I sound like a snob if I said I prefer pancetta? lol
I too love bacon. Preferably very well smoked bacon. This probably stems from the fact that when I first worked in a supermarket, over 40 years ago (eeekkkk!!!) the first thing I was taught to do was to bone a side of bacon. In those days bacon was delivered to the store as half a pig; we had to bone and cut it for the shop floor. But yes, for me the best bacon is traditionally smoked; it smells just heavenly. How to eat it: I guess I most like lots of bacon between good fresh bread with lots of butter and some brown sauce (HP sauce in England) – the classic bacon snadwich.
Oh yeah, I forgot about Bakon Vodka.
Bacon is the food of the gods.
Sent you an e-mail regarding this, but to add to that, bacon wrapped scallops….MMMMM!
For everyone else, try Schlekerla Rauchbier Märzen (smoke beer).
It’s like liquid bacon…..MMMMMM…..bacony! Great for BBQ and the like.
Find a local seller via their website and try one. (You can get a pint by the single.) They even have party kegs.
Bacon candy. Bacon coated in brown sugar, put in a metal pan on the grill and cooked until caramelized. Sweet, salty, smokey, bacony goodness.
I want the bacon bra… well, I want the bra for a friend of mine to wear
Then, I’ll eat the bra !
I think you’re onto something here.
Check this stuff out,
Bacon lube!
How cool is that ?