Stream of Consciousness

By Britni TheVadgeWig | Published: May 26, 2010

This might be one of the oddest messages I’ve ever received in my dating site inbox.

wow…
what a fucking song.
bitters
oy yeah…your still eating yur alphabets
soup
elton john.
fuck do you care
if you ever hear anyone saying they are a punk
just smirk and run
oh a cynical one
i am sorry
i guess i am the desperate one
typing away all day
awaiting some kind of admonishment

Or is it a poem? Or maybe it’s word salad. I’m hoping it’s a poem. A really, really bad poem.

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  1. MegNo Gravatar
    Posted May 26, 2010 at 12:21 am | Permalink

    You’re getting more action than I am–one guy with Cerebral Palsy who lives in Pennsylvania (keep in mind, I’m in California), and a guy who emails every 4-5 days, just when I think he’s given up on me. Match sucks.

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  2. MissMarNo Gravatar
    Posted May 30, 2010 at 1:37 am | Permalink

    I am hoping it has some meaning because even I am trying to find the meaning behind ‘elton john’ and eating your alphabets.

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