I was deliriously tired and awake at 5:30 AM this morning, and decided that I was hungry. I was just about to wander over to the 24-hour Wal-mart to get chips and snacks when I walked into the kitchen and found a muffin. I was excited.


And thus began the euphemisms. This picture was captioned:

And in my delirious state, I just couldn’t stop.

(That link went to this post).

And the only person that could do it better than me (okay, that might be an exaggeration) is Betty White. So, please, enjoy her muffin.

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  1. EveNo Gravatar
    Posted May 22, 2010 at 12:27 pm | Permalink

    Now I want a muffin!

  2. Nell GwynneNo Gravatar
    Posted May 22, 2010 at 1:59 pm | Permalink

    My girlfriends back home have an elaborately drawn out code, in which men stand for baked goods (usually muffins and cupcakes). It’s epic.

  3. EpiphoraNo Gravatar
    Posted May 22, 2010 at 5:55 pm | Permalink


  4. Mr MNo Gravatar
    Posted May 22, 2010 at 11:03 pm | Permalink

    All I can say is sweet muffin!
    You look totally thrilled to have found it.
    (Kind of looks like you’re thinking “Sweet! Gonna eat me a muffin! YAY!!”)

  5. alanaNo Gravatar
    Posted May 24, 2010 at 12:36 pm | Permalink

    Your post made me think of this:

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