What’s in Your Box?: La Petite

1. My name is La Petite and I’m the writer/photographer/model of Allegory of an Underage Femme Fatale, a blog about my real past and present sexual experiences with a little erotica and a whole lot of photos thrown in. The sexual focus in my life is mostly older men, girls like me and some BDSM. I’m a college student working as a bartender and a toy reviewer; I love the reviewing more than the service of alcohol, but who wouldn’t?
2. My toy collection is mostly comprised of review products, gifts, swaps, and those that have survived several purges over the past few years. I’m always looking for toys that have something different about them, something other than just being made of silicone and shaped like a cock (we all love those, but you CAN have too much of a good thing sometimes).

   This first image is of the dildos/vibes that I have and they include (starting w/ the top row from the left) the Aqua Pearl Rabbit Vibe (up for swap), the Waterproof Dolphin vibe (an oldie but a goodie, it’s the first vibe I ever reviewed), a basic vibe for when I feel uncomplicated, Blue Blossom Ben Wa Balls and matching Glass Ripple Flower Dildo that feels incredible. Next to that in my Fun Factory Bandito, a pink Lilly’s Garden Vibe (my only vibe made of a bad material but it does AMAZING things for me so it’s survived the purge), the waterproof Triple Action Seahorse (currently my favorite and newest toy), a Real Skin 8 inch suction cup dildo and my Fun Factory Bendy Beads (they make me giggle).

   
   The second is of my more buzzy toys staring with my Dual Play bullet vibe, Pocket Rocket, a cute bunny vibe I got as a recent gift, a little purple octopus bullet (I keep it even though it doesn’t do anything for me except that its so damn cute), my favorite bunny vibe that lives in my bedside drawer, a G-Spot Magic Wand (I haven’t figured out if this works for me our not, still trying to decipher it) and my seemingly medical-grade Wonder Wand for when nothing or no one can make me cum.

   
   This is my collection of BDSM fun stuff. Everyone needs a blindfold, alligator clips, anal beads and miscellaneous clips for doing naughty things. The strap iat the top is actually from the luggage of a former D/s playmate of mine and believe me when I say that hurts like nothing you’ve ever felt and even now when I look at it, I grab my own bottom in fear of its ministrations. I have gold and black handcuffs so when I;m in different moods. My matching pink restraint collection is very dear to me and includes wrist and ankle cuffs with chains, a flogger, and a pink head harness ballgag with its ever-necessary dribble holes. I also have two basic bullets, why are they in the BDSM collection? You may ask yourself. When you’re tied up and helpless and someone puts one of these in your panties, after your fifth or sixth orgasm when you’re aching and sweating you’ll consider them a BDSM toy too. I also have a black inflatable butt plug and a clear vibrating plug too, both of which I love, love, love.

   
   I’m all about lotions and potions and oils (Oh my!). The Kama Sutra Warming and Cooling Gels were so good when I reviewed them a few years ago, I always keep them in my arsenal. Oh My Bod Blueberry Cheesecake lube has to be m favorite flavored lube in the world and it makes your whole room smell like blueberries and sex, its so great. Everyone needs some edible massage oil as well and I love the Victoria Secret brand they come out with a few times a year. Viva Cream is my favorite invention in the whole world; its makes you horny in like .05 seconds and cum even if you didn’t think you’d be able to. Pjur Spray is similar but with an assuredly gentler effect. Fun Factory Toy Fluid is my favorite lube for toys and my friend downtown has a shop and whenever I visit him, he always tosses me a whole bag full of sample packs; you gotta love friends with lube connections. The Kama Sutra Love Oils collection is one of my most beloved poition-esque items and they’ll all flavored and edible and lubes and massage oils all in one, how can you go wrong?

   

3. I store my collection in a huge leather box with straps and buckles and all of the items go in bags I sewed out of old silk pajama pants (eco-friendly toy ownership!). The condoms/batteries/lubes/tubes go in a little bow at the side of box. It is so heavy now that I can barely lift it out of the closet from the top of the dresser it sits upon. When I first started collecting toys, I stored them in socks in a letter lock-box under my bed so I’ve come a long way.

   

4. My favorite toys are my pink restraints, the Feeldoe (mine is missing!), my pink bunny vibe and my Triple Action Seahorse.
5. My wishlist includes The Sqweel, The Eroscillator 2 Plus, and the Bcurious rechargeable vibe.

Want to show off your collection? Send pictures and answers to these 5 questions to britisshameless at gmail dot com!