Master of His Own Domain: Nexus Gyro

This is the first of a weekly post I plan on men’s sex toys and kink. Men REALLY got a raw deal with evolution and the possibilities for non-partnered orgasms. Vibrators seem to do a lot for women but that sensation does little for me. There just are not a lot of sex toys that really get us guys where we want to be. Therefore this series of posts would not be complete if I did not mention my tried and true tool of choice, Miss Rosie. Her, and copious amounts of Vaseline intensive care lotion have sailed me right through many an orgasm, although lately I have switched to a basic silicone lube that is not quite as messy, but the slippery silicone residue takes getting used to.

Preferring my hand has not caused me to give up looking for the perfect sex toy and orgasm nirvana, and I assure you I have tried many. If you have suggestions for toys you would like reviewed please note them in the comments below and we will try take care of it. I have seen very few male toy reviewers so perhaps these reviews can help guys save wasted time and money, or possibly turn them on to something they have not considered before. As well as reviewing toys, I hope in later weeks to talk about various kinks, some less mainstream, and share in some lively discussion.

This week I am reviewing the Gyro by Nexus. I am always very interested in prostate massage because of strong and intense orgasms it can bring, and this toy one was touted as the one to get for that purpose. The size is a bit daunting, to say the least, with a maximum diameter of 1-5/8”, and an insertable length of 5″ it was nothing to consider lightly. What interested me about the Gyro most was the round bottom. On the Eden Fantasys site, the description alluded to the possibility that once inserted the round bottom could be sat upon, and small movements while jerking off would bring the mother-load. The reviewer said, “At one point, I stopped jerking and just kept rocking back and forth in my chair. I was right on the edge of my orgasm. With one last thrust, I pushed the Gyro deep inside me, which sent me over the edge. I caught my cock just in time as I spewed my load all over myself.”

This sounds like what I want! A hands-free orgasm while I porn surf, or use my hands for other important tasks such as spreading and licking my sweet precious’ cunt. A self-ejaculating penis would be the Holy Grail for most men and probably the end to all useful productive work by our gender. “I would have made it in today Boss, but my penis had a mind of it’s own and kept ruining my dress pants!” (Not that I have not already used this excuse, despite my manual model)

The Gyro comes in a nice plastic tube that I still keep it in. The directions are on the back of the label curled inside. Youtube.com even has a descriptive video as well. Step one, of the “Procedure”, was to relax, lube your finger and massage a non-silicone lubricant on, and into, the anus for 10-15 minutes. When I first got the toy I thought this time sounded a bit excessive. My only thought was to lube this puppy up, work it in, and get to auto ejaculating! I wished I had followed the directions. Getting it in was very slow to avoid pain, and once I got it in I never could really relax. Determined, I tried sitting on hemisphere that extended from my ass and proceed to wax prolific. After a short time the tapered area that joins the length to the hemisphere caused my ass to ache from the increased stretching. Nor was I sure the thing was really touching my prostate at all. I was certainly filled fully however, and found it a bit distracting and not sensual.

Edging my ass off the seat I played a little and in fact the Gyro was too deep to really hit my prostate. I played a little moving it in and out and found that I could hit the gland if I pulled it out an inch or so. Masturbating this way, one hand on my cock and the other on the toy was not what I would consider a hands free orgasm. Also the fullness was almost too much. I just wanted it out so I could finish.

I did try it again with similar results although it was a lot more comfortable this time because I took all 15 minutes to rub my ass with lube first. It was still slow going to get it all in, but once I did it was a lot more comfortable. Sitting on it quickly became irritating still and, alas, no hands-free nirvana. Laying down with the toy in did take the pressure off, and some interesting sensations could be created with light repeated clinching of the sphincter, but I still did not obtain an ejaculate from the toy alone.

Clean up for the toy was straight forward, and a short soaking with a 10% bleach solution is a must. The silicone material is non-porous but soap alone did not do the job. Be sure to avoid silicone-based lube with this toy, unless you want to ruin it.

I have had orgasms from prostate manipulation, but they seem to take some finesse for me and not brute force. I think this toy might actually be better with a partner and I plan to have Brit try it with a slow teasing blow job. This, I am almost 100% positive, will give me the hands free orgasm (at least not my hands) I have been looking for.

There are some other prostate toys I would recommend first before this one. If you are more accustomed to larger anal toys, enjoy direct strong pressure on your prostate or just feel you need your limits pushed, this still might be the toy for you. If you would like to try it for yourself go to Eden Fantasys and order one!

$47.99Nexus gyro Prostate massager by LB Trading Ltd Material: Silicone Safety: Buy from EdenFantasys