Some of the things that I’ve used to describe me or things about myself in the last 5 minutes:
- “It’s okay to succumb to my awesomeness and fabulosity.”
- “It’s pretty impossible not to get sucked into my vortex of kick-assness.”
- “You can’t resist the the magnetic force of my feminine wiles.”
I think these are fairly accurate, don’t you?

I'm Britni, a snarky bitch and generally awesome person. I write about sex, love, and bullshit. If sex-positivity, discussions about BDSM and kink, queer issues, and topics that are completely inappropriate by society's standards make you uncomfortable, then this blog is not for you.

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2 Comments
Very accurate!
Yes, because you are a shameless babe.