Peaches

By Britni TheVadgeWig | Published: December 1, 2008
Every time I open my freezer, I see this bag of frozen peaches with the words “luscious and sweet” on it. It always seemed kind of vulgar to me, so I looked up slang terms related to “peaches” and it turns out, I was right:

“The perfect Pussy, one where the lips are nice tasty and the pussy has the shape of a side of a peach.”

Also, there was that 112 song called “Peaches and Cream”:

Peaches and cream
I need it cause you that I’m a fiend
Gettin’ freaky in my Bentley limousine
It’s even better when it’s with ice cream
Know what I mean

Won’t stop girl you know I can’t get enough
Wanna taste it in the morning when I’m waking up
peach cobbler in my stomach when I eat it up
Got you legs around my neck so I can’t get up
See the boys 112 we from the A’(A’)
And when it comes to eating peaches, shorty we don’t play
(shorty we don’t play)
So all the ladies in the house if your peach’s the shit
Put your hands in the air and represent your clits
Luscious and sweet, indeed.
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3 Comments

  1. April
    Posted December 1, 2008 at 1:16 pm | Permalink

    Only you could look at a bag of peaches and think vulgar thoughts……hee hee.

    Ok, I would've thought the same thing. Guess both of our minds stay in the gutter.

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  2. fyrchk
    Posted December 1, 2008 at 2:24 pm | Permalink

    HA! I had forgotten all about that song. Now I'm gonna have it stuck in my head all day.

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  3. Ms. Inconspicuous
    Posted December 1, 2008 at 4:28 pm | Permalink

    A lover of mine used to say, "I could eat a peach for hours…"

    And I here I thought he just really liked fruit. Huh. ;)

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