I was browsing Craigslist’s Casual Encounters* and looking and pictures of penises (penii?) in my area and I stumbled across a posting claiming to have a picture. I clicked the post and this was the picture that came up:
What, exactly, is this supposed to be saying? I have good taste in clothing (which is questionable)? I have large feet (which I can’t really tell because the scale is off)?
Sorry dude, but this does not make me want to fuck you.
*I know that this isn’t a Match.com thing, but it is stupidity involving internet “dating,” so it gets lumped in.

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Those look like toddler clothes.