1. Febreze NOTICEABLES: Lavender Comfort and Gentle Vanilla. Seriously yo, this shit smells ridiculous. Everytime I walk into my bedroom I am assaulted by the fantastic scent. I am obsessed.
2. My new little teddy thing from Vickie’s. I hate to say this, but I totally think that it looks better on me than Adriana Lima. I’ll take a picture when I get a chance to prove it. And you will all tell me that I am indeed correct because you like to boost my self-esteem.
3. The fiercest purple shoes ever. I heart my new Steve Madden’s.
4. Brazilian waxes. Goddamn that shit hurts like crazy but my pretty little pussy is nice and smooth for weeks! Bartender likes this one, too.
5. Great food and piano bars. A night out with the girls is always good for a pick-me-up, especially when we’re going places like this!
6. Pin-ups.
So, what made you smile this week?
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This post made me smile.
First of all I got all caught up in the Fabreze shit. "What is it?" I asked myself. "Some kind of feminine hygiene product?" Check the web link… Whoa! Crazy Flash animation — clever. Oh, air freshener. Well, nice marketing, yuh!
I was so excited about teh Flash animation that the teddy did nothing for me. But yes it does look better on you I just know it. Please, please share the pic wit us …
But you totally made my visit worthwhile by using "fiercest" to describe the purple shoes. Rock on, womyn!
Doesn't get any better than your pics for the Brazilian wax and the other pic. I guess it's a piano bar but I thought it was like a row of industrial sinks in a prison or something, so I thought you were being all ironic. And then "pick-me-up", is like soooo double entendre suggestive.
So I'm all worn out when I get to the pinup.
Yes, I do enjoy your blog