Boredom Results in Britni Reciting Her ABCs

[A is for age:] 21 and legally drunk at all times.

[B is for booze of choice] 99% of the time it’s a vodka cran. Or a cosmo. Or a Woo Woo shot, which is the girliest drink/shot EVER (vodka, peach schnopps, and a splash of cran). Apparently I like red/pink drinks. That makes me a pussy bitch of a girl.

[C is for career] Eternal student.

[D is for your dog's name:] Frisco and Cody. They live with the ‘rents in SoFla.

[E is for essential items you use everyday:] Cell phone. Vibrator. Q-Tips. Red Bull. iPod. Moisturizer. Daily planner (I’m fucking lost without that damn thing. I also apparently have the mouth of a goddamn sailor today. Fucking deal with it).

[F is for favorite song(s) at the moment:]“Shoot Me in the Smile” by The Matches. Anything by The Receiving End of Sirens. I’ve rediscovered “I Want To Save You” by Something Corporate.

[G is for favorite games:] Anything that involves the imbibing of alcohol. I don’t play games in other contexts.

[H is for hometown:] A town in Florida

[I is for instruments you play:] I played the flute in 6th grade. Does that count?

[J is for jam or jelly you like:] How about “D. None of the above”

[K is for kids?] No thank you.

[L is for last kiss?:] Cape Boy, this morning.

[M is for most admired trait:] According to Jo, “hands down, it’s your honesty”. So, my honesty.

[N is for name of your crush:] Sarah Shahi, aka Carmen on The L Word.

[O is for overnight hospital stays:] Zip, zilch, nada, never, none.

[P is for phobias:] Dampness. Tall people. Foreign Asian tourists.

[Q is for quotes you like:] I will credit this to the lovely and talented Esthero: “You can tie my hair behind my back and lick my initials in my neck, foreplay does nothing for me but commitment makes me wet.” And from The L Word: “Sexuality is fluid. Whether you’re gay, straight, or bisexual, you just go with the flow.”

[R is for biggest regret:] Honestly, I have none. I don’t regret anything that I’ve done or haven’t done, because it all makes me the person that I am.

[S is for sweets of your choice:] I lack a sweet tooth. I don’t like chocolate, or anything with sugar in it really. I do like the salty snacks, though, and will eat 12 bags of chips in a single sitting.

[T is for time you wake up:] 11 AMish.

[U is for underwear:] Boyshorts and thongs.

[V is for vegetables you love:] Lettuce, cucumbers, avocado, chick peas, hearts of palm, green olives (I think that half of those aren’t even vegetables, but I don’t care).

[W is for worst habit:] Laziness/apathy in general.

[X is for x-rays you've had:] Ankles, back, fingers, wrists, ankles.

[Y is for yummy food you make:] Matzoh ball soup.

[Z is for zodiac sign:] Sagittarius. Brutally honest, spontaneous, scathing. Hi, nice to meet you.