I Am A Good Neighbor

I have decided that I am the best neighbor ever. Let’s look at my track record of neighborliness in Boston, shall we?

Freshman Dorm:
I meet, sleep with, and date Jack Rabbit, who lives down the hall, on and off for most of the year.
I meet, sleep with, and date Texas Tim, who lives down the hall, for the second half of the year.

45:
I blow the guy next door to me in his bathroom.

103:
I wander upstairs and meet, sleep with, and Boyfriend for the better part of a year.

Current Apartment:
I wander upstairs and meet and sleep with Upstairs Neighbor.

I am the best neighbor ever. “Hey, can I borrow some eggs, and maybe your penis for a while?”