1. I blog as SapioSlut. I am a slut. A few different kinds of slut. The first two that come to mind is an exhibitionist slut and a learning slut. Oh, and there’s a cuddle slut side too. I’ve been getting to know my inner slut – it is very fun!
I’m a personal development junkie, a curious kitty, a bit of a chameleon and stubborn, in a fluid kind of way. My relationships have always undergone exploration and reinvention; and in the last few years this has led me into polyamory and BDSM.
2. My toy collection is actually James’s toy collection. Yes, he seduced me with the size of his box…
I am a size queen. (Can you tell?) Having James’s cock handy we don’t tend to use dildos very much, but it has been fun going for a walk or shopping with the Giantess inside me.
Soft drink cans (of various sizes) are a cheap but surprisingly effective substitute for really really broad dildos. Guests are not allowed to drink them!
James likes to use e-stim to underpin and enhance the hands-on stimulation he does. We first bought the Zeus Beginner E-Stim Kit – and enjoyed it a lot – before upgrading to the Erostek 312. We sometimes use TENS pads, but more often one or other of our vaginal electrodes
James has a few things he uses to hit me with. The two paddles are so-so, but the strap is very evil/yummy, particularly when it’s used on my pussy. The cane is the toy I love/fear the most, more so even than the leather covered cane (which is thuddier).
We usually play with cuffs and chains; we have rope but it doesn’t get used much. The fleece-lined wrist and ankle cuffs were James’s first ever sex toy, and are still going strong after nearly twenty years. And the Fur Cuffs are great for bondage on the go: they fold down to almost nothing.
A couple of years back we upgraded to Suspension Wrist Cuffs and the (custom made) Suspension Ankle Cuffs, which are better even for ‘flat’ bondage because the pull is straight rather than to the side.
We only really have the one vibrator – the essential Hitachi Magic Wand, for which the Love Nubs attachment is a great upgrade. It’s much better than the Curved Accessory, which we’ve now modified for an e-stim experiment.
The remote control vibrator is something we have only used once – sadly these things tend to suffer from a flawed design.
We have different lubes for different purposes: Gun Oil is the best for masturbating any and all penises that happen by, Durex Play is fine for fisting, and for body-massage we use plain old Canola Oil with a bit of Lavender essential oil.
Nipple pegs are a favourite of mine. We have several, with different strengths: the ‘easy’ blue ones, the evil black-and-white ones, and the even more evil Bulldog clips. The C-Clamps are more adjustable, but are also a lot more fiddly to use.
We’ve had the Clit Pump Kit for a while but have only recently worked out how to use it effectively. (Hint: moisten the end of the cylinder to get a better seal.)
I have discovered that I love love love warming gels on my clit. Tiger Balm is the strongest I’ve tried so far, which is why it’s my favorite.
This is our Bug Board. It’s something we built to stop me wriggling – to pin me down ‘like a bug to a board’. It is just a sheet of plywood with slits cut into it, through which go wide Velcro straps to wrap around my body and limbs. It works really well: easy on, easy off.
Being held by the Bug Board is exquisite; it is very firm and encompassing. I love it. I am helpless, totally helpless. I can get a maximum of two centimetres of wiggle in my hips – which ain’t much! Being held so still, with such easy access to my clit, means that he can focus precisely on what he intends to do. The Bug Board is about intense sensation; it enables far more than would ever be possible if I wasn’t restrained so completely.
3. The collection is stored in the Black Room dresser, which is getting a bit packed by now.
Well, actually the biggest ‘toy’ is the massive, ringbolt-studded, black four-poster (which you can see one corner of), or possibly even the Black Room itself. Yes, we have a whole room dedicated to sex!
Very important for a squirty girl like me is the basket of towels under the dresser. We initially looked for black towels, but then we realised that it would be impossible to find the damn things on black bedlinen in a darkened room. That’s why they’re white.
4. My favorite toys are, without a doubt, James’s hands, mouth, cock and brain (especially the latter). When I masturbate I usually pull out the Magic Wand and a couple of pegs for my nipples. When James masturbates me he often adds the Erostek and a vaginal electrode, and straps me to the Bug Board to stop me wriggling.
5. Our wishlist includes a couple of big-ticket items that we just can’t afford at present – a Sybian and a HugHer fucking machine – plus there’s a whole bunch of bits and pieces on our Extreme Restraints wishlist. One thing we’re particularly curious about is the Fairy Wand, because it’s supposed to be even stronger than the Magic Wand…
If you want to show off your collection, send pictures and answers to these 5 questions to britisshameless at gmail dot com!
I'm Britni, a snarky bitch and generally awesome person. I write about sex, love, and bullshit. If sex-positivity, discussions about BDSM and kink, queer issues, and topics that are completely inappropriate by society's standards make you uncomfortable, then this blog is not for you.
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I thought those cans were there for a size comparison. NOW I AM TERRIFIED.