A glittered heart-shaped eye patch.

A tartan corset (oh. my. god.).

Lace legwarmers.

A tutu.

Furry legwarmers.

A bustle.

Someone needs to take Etsy away from me. It is eating my soul.

I'm Britni, a snarky bitch and generally awesome person. I write about sex, love, and bullshit. If sex-positivity, discussions about BDSM and kink, queer issues, and topics that are completely inappropriate by society's standards make you uncomfortable, then this blog is not for you.

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3 Comments
you.are.torturingme.
You obvs need the tutu and the bustle. I need that red lipstick from the first pick.
I love everything but the furry leg-warmers. A little too Clydesdale for me.
The tartan corset is to die for. I'm a Scottish lass!
I've been lookin on Etsy at your suggestion and apparently I need scrabble piece necklaces when I don't even wear necklaces. hmmm.