So, I guess you’re wondering how the fetish party was. Well, I’ll give you the rundown.
- I met a drag queen that looked *just* like a skinny version of Kirstie Alley, and completely made her night when I told her that.
- There were makeouts in a cage with two hot girls. There was also grinding and (attempts) at finger fucking in said cage.
- I served as body guard of said cage, and kicked drooling men that tried to reach in.
- There was a dude in a diaper.
- I (as did several other ladies) made some dude’s night simply by letting him lick the bottom of my shoe. And, really, if that’s all it takes? No skin off my back!
- After the party, my friend, the two guys we were with, and me, brought a couple back. A quasi-orgy ensued. The dude part of the couple was… kinda like a Jersey Shore wannabe. Gold chain. TIGHTIE WHITIES. Loudest orgasm EVER (and not in a good way). The sex was meh. But his fingers were magical. I squirted ALL OVER my friend’s living room floor. It’s a very good thing she has tile.
And that was that.
I'm Britni, a snarky bitch and generally awesome person. I write about sex, love, and bullshit. If sex-positivity, discussions about BDSM and kink, queer issues, and topics that are completely inappropriate by society's standards make you uncomfortable, then this blog is not for you.
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TIGHTIE WHITIES??? So sad
I’m glad you had a good time at the party. After saying our hellos, I didn’t see you for the rest of the night. I thought you had given up early and went home. There’s a great rope event Saturday in Hollywood. Email me if you’re interested and want details.
You rarely address the issue of safe sex. When you have sex with strangers, do you use a condom and/or dental dam? How often are you tested for STDs? What do you consider a “safe” amount of protection for someone with your sexual proclivities?
That’s a very concise review of a night I would love to hear about in great detail
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