Category Archives: Wardrobe Malfunction

Wardrobe Malfunction: Fetish Party

Happy fetish party! I’ve gained weight; can you tell? I love it! I also love my hair!
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Wardrobe Malfunction: Tutu

TUTU. Coral tutu from Target, little girls’ section (size XL) Black and cream tie-dye shirt from Target Black studded heels, gift from Profligacy Large black beaded necklace Teal, black, and brown bird necklace, gift from Grandma MOTHERFUCKING TUTU.
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Wardrobe Malfunction: Purple and Pink

I wore this out to see Alice in Wonderland with Profligacy (click it and it grows): I am wearing: Plum dress from Forever 21 (gift from Profligacy) Fuschia stirrup tights from American Apparel Denim jacket Black boots by Diba Black “chandelier” necklace Long silver necklace from Target I love the purple dress with the pink tights!
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Wardrobe Malfunction: Nashville!

I know you all are dying to see some of the outfits I wore while in Nashville with Profligacy last week, so here’s a glimpse (click to pic to embiggen). I don’t feel like listing off everything I’m wearing. The first two pictures on the left are the same outfit, but I wanted you to be [...]
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Wardrobe Malfunction: Oceanic

I’m kind of obsessed with the outfit I wore last night. I am wearing: Teal v-neck t-shirt from Target Blue high wasted band skirt from Express Black skinny belt from Target Silver necklace from Target Black studded heels (gift from Profligacy) Black blazer from H&M I think I may go back and get this skirt in neon yellow. Or the skinny belt in [...]
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Wardrobe Malfunction: Colorful Christmas

I had a blast with my clothes for my holiday dinners. First, I spent Christmas Eve with a friend and her family. This is what I wore: (Click to embiggen) I’m wearing: Gray ribbed tank, Target Purple tutu skirt, H&M Black faux leather leggings Pink “Fiestaaa” shoes, Steve Madden Pink and white floral belt, off a dress from Forever 21 Denim jacket, Gap “Chest [...]
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Wardrobe Malfunction: Jew Fairy

Master and I had a casual dinner and drinks night last night. I did a terrible job packing, thanks to the fact that I did it while drunk, but I’ve been surprisingly able to put some pretty rad outfits together, especially considering my lack of options. I am wearing: T-shirt with hebrew lettering on it from Urban [...]
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Wardrobe Malfunction: Birthday Dinner

Master took me for a sushi dinner for my birthday. It was wonderful. We were taking pictures before going out, and I realized that I am amazing at ruining pictures. We took, like, 15 pictures, and I ruined about 13 of them. I “ruined” this one (it would depend who you asked to define “ruined”) by [...]
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Wardrobe Malfunction: Versace Meets Footloose

The title of this post comes from the fact that the dress is clearly inspired by ’90s Versace and the leg warmers are totally ’80s. I’m going to a bar with some friends, complete with new hair. I am wearing: Dress from Bebe, bought for me by Master BCBG silver quilted booties Black leg warmers from Target (I was [...]
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Wardrobe Malfunction: Fetish Night

Once a month, a fetish store in town hosts a party at a club in the area. Master just happened to be visiting the weekend of the party, and He got to come with me. We went shopping and He bought me everything that I’m wearing. He loves dressing His whore up. We went with [...]
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