Comments on: How to Guarantee That I Will Never Sleep With You Again http://britisshameless.com/2010/09/how-to-guarantee-that-i-will-never-sleep-with-you-again/ I'm nothing but a brash and impetuous girl striving to be true to myself while searching for somewhere to belong, someone to love, and a better version of me. Fri, 19 Nov 2010 02:54:12 +0000 hourly 1 By: subsarah http://britisshameless.com/2010/09/how-to-guarantee-that-i-will-never-sleep-with-you-again/comment-page-1/#comment-15195 subsarah Wed, 08 Sep 2010 03:49:39 +0000 http://britisshameless.com/?p=3782#comment-15195 What an idiot. It took me ages to learn to be comfortable enough with my body to squirt, my ex didn't like it so I took great pleasure one night in squirting all over his pillow. Then he got the boot. What an idiot. It took me ages to learn to be comfortable enough with my body to squirt, my ex didn’t like it so I took great pleasure one night in squirting all over his pillow.

Then he got the boot.

]]> By: Elodie http://britisshameless.com/2010/09/how-to-guarantee-that-i-will-never-sleep-with-you-again/comment-page-1/#comment-15191 Elodie Wed, 08 Sep 2010 00:16:53 +0000 http://britisshameless.com/?p=3782#comment-15191 Enjoying sex makes you a big ol' yucky slut, dontchaknow. Okay, seriously, where are these guys from? Neptune? They don't sound like any earthlings I've ever met. Enjoying sex makes you a big ol’ yucky slut, dontchaknow.

Okay, seriously, where are these guys from? Neptune? They don’t sound like any earthlings I’ve ever met.

]]> By: Nell Gwynne http://britisshameless.com/2010/09/how-to-guarantee-that-i-will-never-sleep-with-you-again/comment-page-1/#comment-15188 Nell Gwynne Tue, 07 Sep 2010 23:01:09 +0000 http://britisshameless.com/?p=3782#comment-15188 bwahahahaha. My ex (who is an MIT alum) dumped me because I "made too much noise" during sex and "got too wet". Yes, there are ways to deal with wetness/squirting (towels: a great invention!), but asking a partner to not do it is such an epic fail. bwahahahaha. My ex (who is an MIT alum) dumped me because I “made too much noise” during sex and “got too wet”. Yes, there are ways to deal with wetness/squirting (towels: a great invention!), but asking a partner to not do it is such an epic fail.

]]> By: Elodie http://britisshameless.com/2010/09/how-to-guarantee-that-i-will-never-sleep-with-you-again/comment-page-1/#comment-15186 Elodie Tue, 07 Sep 2010 22:43:03 +0000 http://britisshameless.com/?p=3782#comment-15186 Anyone who has a problem with "mess" needs to just not have sex. Anyone who has a problem with “mess” needs to just not have sex.

]]> By: voyeur36 http://britisshameless.com/2010/09/how-to-guarantee-that-i-will-never-sleep-with-you-again/comment-page-1/#comment-15185 voyeur36 Tue, 07 Sep 2010 22:09:01 +0000 http://britisshameless.com/?p=3782#comment-15185 Surely if you make someone squirt, thats a compliment. Good for you Brit Surely if you make someone squirt, thats a compliment. Good for you Brit

]]> By: Britni TheVadgeWig http://britisshameless.com/2010/09/how-to-guarantee-that-i-will-never-sleep-with-you-again/comment-page-1/#comment-15184 Britni TheVadgeWig Tue, 07 Sep 2010 20:50:33 +0000 http://britisshameless.com/?p=3782#comment-15184 For what it's worth, I always warn my partners ahead of time, because I know how jarring it can be if someone doesn't know it's going to happen. For what it’s worth, I always warn my partners ahead of time, because I know how jarring it can be if someone doesn’t know it’s going to happen.

]]> By: Jess Manifesto http://britisshameless.com/2010/09/how-to-guarantee-that-i-will-never-sleep-with-you-again/comment-page-1/#comment-15177 Jess Manifesto Tue, 07 Sep 2010 17:23:26 +0000 http://britisshameless.com/?p=3782#comment-15177 That's like asking if he could make his cock less hard next time. Fail. That’s like asking if he could make his cock less hard next time. Fail.

]]> By: alana http://britisshameless.com/2010/09/how-to-guarantee-that-i-will-never-sleep-with-you-again/comment-page-1/#comment-15176 alana Tue, 07 Sep 2010 17:05:21 +0000 http://britisshameless.com/?p=3782#comment-15176 I agree with this, but you don't ask someone to stop a normal bodily reaction. You just invest in a waterproof blanket or a few spare towels. I'm not gonna lie, I'd be pretty irritated if I wasn't warned (I like to be warned with men as well), but asking a woman to stop squirting is like asking a man to stop ejaculating. Not cool. I agree with this, but you don’t ask someone to stop a normal bodily reaction. You just invest in a waterproof blanket or a few spare towels. I’m not gonna lie, I’d be pretty irritated if I wasn’t warned (I like to be warned with men as well), but asking a woman to stop squirting is like asking a man to stop ejaculating. Not cool.

]]> By: twg http://britisshameless.com/2010/09/how-to-guarantee-that-i-will-never-sleep-with-you-again/comment-page-1/#comment-15174 twg Tue, 07 Sep 2010 16:38:37 +0000 http://britisshameless.com/?p=3782#comment-15174 God, so put a towel down. What a jerkoff. And the porn thing? What the fucking fuck? God, so put a towel down. What a jerkoff.

And the porn thing? What the fucking fuck?

]]> By: Sophie Delancey http://britisshameless.com/2010/09/how-to-guarantee-that-i-will-never-sleep-with-you-again/comment-page-1/#comment-15171 Sophie Delancey Tue, 07 Sep 2010 16:23:06 +0000 http://britisshameless.com/?p=3782#comment-15171 "Could you maybe not experience so much pleasure? You know, maybe try inhibiting your sexual response and refraining from your natural reactions... Unless it's going to make me rich and famous! Then go right ahead. Just not on my sheets." What. A. Jerk. “Could you maybe not experience so much pleasure? You know, maybe try inhibiting your sexual response and refraining from your natural reactions… Unless it’s going to make me rich and famous! Then go right ahead. Just not on my sheets.” What. A. Jerk.

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