Comments on: The Best Dating Site Message in the History of Ever

By: ariel

ariel — Tue, 10 Aug 2010 21:28:55 +0000

This is nothing short of amazing…and terrifying. I’m now heading to my OKCupid inbox to compare it to the weird gems I’ve been saving in there…

By: PrettyPrettyPrincess

PrettyPrettyPrincess — Sun, 08 Aug 2010 15:07:34 +0000

Sweet baby jebus.

I agree with the comments that this is a generic email he sends out.

I also think that the only suitable response is one that points out that if he wants to stay true to his no pic principles he should only message people who also don’t have profile pics.

He’s also clearly crazy. So. fucking. crazy. I wouldn’t trust this man around my CAT.

By: french

french — Sat, 07 Aug 2010 03:16:35 +0000

Okay, so I’m not the only one who’s a little creeped and “bzuh?” over that? Okay good.

Because seriously (or is that *seriously*?), bzuh?

By: Tobey

Tobey — Fri, 06 Aug 2010 21:50:47 +0000

If you responded, I hope all you wrote was “Do you have a pic?” *laughs* *big smiles*

By: sophie2229

sophie2229 — Fri, 06 Aug 2010 21:17:07 +0000

20 bucks says he spams this out since there wasn’t ONE specific reference to a girl’s profile

By: SkyddsDrake

SkyddsDrake — Fri, 06 Aug 2010 18:08:41 +0000

That was just too precious for words…

By: twg

twg — Fri, 06 Aug 2010 17:53:15 +0000

Right? I forwarded this to everyone I knew. I love how there’s absolutely no reference to me or my profile in it, and that even though I posted pictures, I’m shallow and wrong if I ever, ever ask for any. *vomits*

By: Meg

Meg — Fri, 06 Aug 2010 17:34:02 +0000

Good fucking God.

So, in other words, he’s butt-ugly. Sorry, but the whole essay-within-the-essay about the photo thing? He’s been burned too many times.

By: Sat

Sat — Fri, 06 Aug 2010 17:12:46 +0000

At least he was “righting” *sincerely*.
Damn, I only get the unfunny ones. THIS WAS AWESOME.