Comments on: Putting the Sex into a Sexless Story http://britisshameless.com/2010/07/adding-the-sex-to-a-sexless-story/ I'm nothing but a brash and impetuous girl striving to be true to myself while searching for somewhere to belong, someone to love, and a better version of me. Sat, 11 Dec 2010 07:29:26 +0000 hourly 1 By: Kittie http://britisshameless.com/2010/07/adding-the-sex-to-a-sexless-story/comment-page-1/#comment-13892 Kittie Mon, 12 Jul 2010 21:10:42 +0000 http://britisshameless.com/?p=3298#comment-13892 I'm pondering if I should be grossed out or laught hysterically. But then, I could always do both. <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VR4O68kUj5c" rel="nofollow">Clitter</a>, meet your male counterpart. I’m pondering if I should be grossed out or laught hysterically. But then, I could always do both.
Clitter, meet your male counterpart.

]]> By: twg http://britisshameless.com/2010/07/adding-the-sex-to-a-sexless-story/comment-page-1/#comment-13880 twg Mon, 12 Jul 2010 16:07:44 +0000 http://britisshameless.com/?p=3298#comment-13880 I would hope that any twilight condom worth its salt would transform your lover's cock into a <a href="http://www.sparklecock.com/SPARKLECOCK.JPG" rel="nofollow">SPARKLEPEEN</a>. I would hope that any twilight condom worth its salt would transform your lover’s cock into a SPARKLEPEEN.

]]> By: Elodie http://britisshameless.com/2010/07/adding-the-sex-to-a-sexless-story/comment-page-1/#comment-13868 Elodie Mon, 12 Jul 2010 01:26:06 +0000 http://britisshameless.com/?p=3298#comment-13868 Of course they got the dildo wrong. And of course they made a remark about it being "tacky". Sex toys are just so grody, amirite? I once saw a blog post saying one of the reasons Twilight is so popular is that it's hundreds and hundreds of pages of foreplay. Which... yeah, pretty much, imo. Of course they got the dildo wrong. And of course they made a remark about it being “tacky”. Sex toys are just so grody, amirite?

I once saw a blog post saying one of the reasons Twilight is so popular is that it’s hundreds and hundreds of pages of foreplay. Which… yeah, pretty much, imo.

]]> By: Nell Gwynne http://britisshameless.com/2010/07/adding-the-sex-to-a-sexless-story/comment-page-1/#comment-13867 Nell Gwynne Sun, 11 Jul 2010 23:49:46 +0000 http://britisshameless.com/?p=3298#comment-13867 I will confess to watching "Eclipse" and the best part about it was how many of the impressionable teenagers would say "aww" after Edward's cheesy lines, and their parents would just chuckle sarcastically. Also, I sweartogod that me and a friend of mine came up with the "Twilight Inspired Dildoes" idea before Tantus did. DAMMIT TANTUS, STOP READING MY MIND!!!! I will confess to watching “Eclipse” and the best part about it was how many of the impressionable teenagers would say “aww” after Edward’s cheesy lines, and their parents would just chuckle sarcastically. Also, I sweartogod that me and a friend of mine came up with the “Twilight Inspired Dildoes” idea before Tantus did. DAMMIT TANTUS, STOP READING MY MIND!!!!

]]> By: K http://britisshameless.com/2010/07/adding-the-sex-to-a-sexless-story/comment-page-1/#comment-13865 K Sun, 11 Jul 2010 16:53:25 +0000 http://britisshameless.com/?p=3298#comment-13865 Spoilers!: In the third Twilight movie, Bella tries to initiate sex with Edward and Edward is like "No, not till we're married." And I couldn't help but think to myself "Why doesn't Edward just buy Bella a dildo like the Tantus one to tide her over until they get married. That way she doesn't have to stay all hot & bothered and be disappointed!" Or Bella could just buy one herself. That way everybody wins! Spoilers!:

In the third Twilight movie, Bella tries to initiate sex with Edward and Edward is like “No, not till we’re married.”
And I couldn’t help but think to myself “Why doesn’t Edward just buy Bella a dildo like the Tantus one to tide her over until they get married. That way she doesn’t have to stay all hot & bothered and be disappointed!” Or Bella could just buy one herself.

That way everybody wins!

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