Comments on: “R. Kelly is either a genius, or mildly schizophrenic.”*

By: sqweakers

sqweakers — Thu, 29 Apr 2010 05:59:30 +0000

LMAO! He has that effect on people.

By: jacquie

jacquie — Wed, 28 Apr 2010 16:08:00 +0000

I’m left with a feeling of “he can’t be serious. is he serious? he’s not serious. wait, is he serious?” that I think he simply must be going for.

Either that or it’s the crack.

By: Ava

Ava — Wed, 28 Apr 2010 10:28:56 +0000

I’m drunk, at the moment, so these songs are pretty funny. If I wasn’t drunk, I’d probably ranting about how this is the problem with society today.

I actually liked R Kelly’s old stuff. Even if it all had problematic content, it wasn’t this problematic. :\

And yet, R Kelly will always be richer than me.

By: Epiphora

Epiphora — Wed, 28 Apr 2010 09:36:57 +0000

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

By: sqweakers

sqweakers — Wed, 28 Apr 2010 06:12:18 +0000

Oh britni welcome to the wondrous world of modern R & B music. If you think he’s shitastic I think you would enjoy ginuwine

By: Britni TheVadgeWig

Britni TheVadgeWig — Tue, 27 Apr 2010 21:40:42 +0000

I had never seen the official video. AMAZING.

By: BlowJoy

BlowJoy — Tue, 27 Apr 2010 16:46:33 +0000

You canNOT post Real Talk without also posting the official video for it, which is amazing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdaAWFoWr2c

By: twg

twg — Tue, 27 Apr 2010 16:04:45 +0000

If you’ve never seen the South Park Scientology episode where everyone hides in the closet, like say Tom Cruise, and R. Kelly is there and keeps pulling out his gun, I recommend it highly.

Second “I Want to Piss on You.” It’s on my iPod.

By: Eva

Eva — Tue, 27 Apr 2010 10:12:52 +0000

I don’t know why you mock his metaphor capabilities, I thought the bit where he compared sex to two kangaroos hopping and rattling in the woods was kind of poetic..

The pregnancy shit pushed(!) me over the edge, though. It’s so disgusting that I can’t even bring myself to listen to him sing it this early in the morning. Maybe I’ll give it a try later today.

I looked at the link you posted about why his lyrics are shit. He can’t just blame dyslexia for the rubbish lyrics, they’re not just spelled incorrectly, they’re just really, really bad, in every possible way. Oh and also, he’s won a GRAMMY for this shit?

And worst of all, there’s a sex tape with him and his victim, yet he was proved innocent?

By: namelesschoas

namelesschoas — Tue, 27 Apr 2010 06:39:18 +0000

I just listen to pregnant and…and…let me put it to you this way..I was going to test a toy out after checking my reader. Was going to test…now…I agree Creepiest Song in the World™ .