Comments on: PSA: On Heterocentric Sex

By: Wilhelmina Wang

Wilhelmina Wang — Fri, 09 Apr 2010 00:06:13 +0000

yeah… most men i talk to automatically jump to this and it confuses me to no end, especially when there’s tons more fun and *less complicated* things to do besides that.

the idea of scissoring does appeal to me, but i can’t envision myself trying it with anyone anytime soon. i’d probably either kick my partner in the face by accident, or pull a muscle in my leg.

have also spoken to some hetero men who *legit* cannot understand sex without a penis. i feel like they’re doing *themselves* a disservice by focusing all their sexual potency around just one body part!

By: BlowJoy

BlowJoy — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 13:30:41 +0000

“Sure its kind of like tetris and its not going to make me cum” = Quote of the Fucking Day by GJ!!

By: Pixie

Pixie — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 11:14:27 +0000

The crazy nails *shudders*

By: Lindsay

Lindsay — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 01:20:57 +0000

THAT is what I hate the most about mainstream lesbian porn. Those NAILS! Just shuddered thinking about it. Ouch! Guh.

By: Lindsay

Lindsay — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 01:19:57 +0000

Aaaaaaand this is why I love you.

I get asked the same shit all the time, except I like to tell the boys that we all scissor… and that’s it. They don’t need to know what makes lesbian sex so much better than hetero sex, or else they’d be usin’ all muh trixxx and stealin’ all muh broadszzz and I for one am NOT okay with that hahaha

Let them eat cake, let them think scissoring is real. For the betterment of lesbian-kind!

By: twg

twg — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 23:44:38 +0000

Oh, and don’t forget, all lesbians have huge claw nails and still love fingering each other

By: quizzical pussy

quizzical pussy — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 19:09:44 +0000

Hear hear! I have no idea why guys find “showing off girl-on-girl” more entertaining than women actually fucking in non-contrived, genuine ways. Sure, there are many ways to have sex and it’s possible that some women are into those “lesbian” porn tropes, but they have to be few and far between.

When hetero fantasies are of things that don’t even look like they could get the average woman off, I have to wonder why they’re actually fantasies.

By: liatard

liatard — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 18:21:32 +0000

I’m totally down with what you’re saying about heterocentric ideas about sex, but I have to point out… some lesbians DO have scissor sex. And it IS awesome. Which doesn’t negate your point, that most people are completely mystified as to how two women could pleasure each other. So, just sayin’, don’t hate on the scissoring to get your point across. Its practice is alive and well (off the porn sets!).

By: r

Wed, 07 Apr 2010 17:20:25 +0000

Poor, clueless straights. I bet some of them think gay guys sit around sword fighting with their peens too.

By: Cand86

Cand86 — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 15:21:49 +0000

Bookmarked, to be posted in response to the weekly, if not daily, Yahoo! Answers question that asks “How do lesbians have sex?”.

Also, I blame “South Park”. I’ve never had so many people tell me about scissoring until that episode aired.